Okay, so the website has a settings menu now. and achievements. and a bunch of themes. I got a little carried away. You’re fucking welcome.

Settings!!!

• New settings button in the top-right corner.
  • This is my first interpretation of persistent data. You will need some form of cookies enabled, I believe. I need a place to store my information. Everything saves in your browser, so it stays after you refresh.
• NEW THEMES SYSTEM! Allow yourself to choose between the few:
  • Praxorian (My colors. Welcome to my website society.)
  • Berhian (Based on @.berh.’s pallete. Dedicated to him for being my best fucking friend.)
  • Toohi-ian (Based on @toohiisbread’s pallete in my head. She’s the mom for a reason.)
  • Macintoshing (Dedicated to my mortal enemy. I helped him learn web design, so I’ll give him a slice of my cake.)
  • Salted Pop Rocks (Yummy. Based sort of on my current profile, I really wanted a pink theme since Mac’s theme is also light.)
  • AMOLED (Pure black. Implemented the design of the photo viewer globally, since I thought it would be nice.)
• Force Theme: makes your theme override the pages that have their own look (like that one page).
• Reduced Motion: Forcibly tones down animations. Will abide by your device’s accessibility settings until you change it.
• Reset Data: Nicely tucked at the bottom of the settings if you want a fresh start. It makes you wait 5 seconds before you can confirm, so no accidents. -# DO NOT CLICK THIS UNLESS YOU WANT ALL OF YOUR PROGRESS TO BE GONE. Thank you mamas. Mwah.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER - Achievements!

• Go collect them, I added 10 achievements.
  • Some of them unlock certain things. Go find out.
• Progress saves, so you can come back to it. Thank me more later.

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• Unified most design options that were made unique.
• Fixed entry to that page on mobile. Vaguepost mastermind over here.
• Some theming got cleaned up so that it works VERY wonderfully.

WARNINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EASTER BUNNY IS COMING!!!

Secrets… changes… and stuff.

• There are secrets in this update. A lot of them are tied to achievements, and the secret ones show up as ??? until you find them.
  • (Hint) Some can only be done at certain times, and some just ask you to be patient… or not touch anything at all. I’m fr.
  • (Hint) Tapping… Holding.. Patience… My most active day where I suddenly turn gay…
• Made the choreography sexier. Very loose implementation though.

I’ll cry if all my eggs and shit are reverse engineered in a day. No, seriously. I have a really funny idea for anyone who completes all of my achievements, and wants to reset their data.